Are you an amateur poet who recently took up writing as a result of a breakup?
Do you see yourself as the protagonist of your own movie script?
Are you passionate about social issues that you research on Facebook but are otherwise oblivious to?
Are you in the habit of liking every post without reading it just to get more page visits on your own blog?
Do you blindfold yourself and then type random characters at your keyboard for several minutes?
If you or someone you know identifies with any of these, please nominate them for my new award:
The Stop Blogging Award.
This award is designed to give recognition to all sorts of authors, but mostly just the bad ones.
If you’re not sure if you qualify, feel free to private message me and I will pretend to be happy to read what you write.
After all, isn’t that what the WordPress community is all about?